Ideas I had that never got made (because everyone’s a coward)

• A supervillain auditions to have his business certified “sustainable.”

• An astronaut microwaves leftover fish on the international space station, with the tagline “Every Job Could Suck Less.”

• An episode of The Bachelorette but instead of men as contestants the protagonist is choosing between inanimate countertop pasta makers

• Lebron James gets lost in the Amazon Rainforest and stumbles upon a utopian sports society, and none of his teammates believe him when he returns

• Delroy Lindo plays the eponymous “Roy G. Biv” as he uses a Midas-like touch to bring color to the world

• GeoGuessr but for popular vacation destinations

• Building the world’s largest Tamagotchi on a hundred foot display at a developer conference — attendees must feed/play/maintain it from their phones, or else it gets really sad or goes feral

• A woman receives a scented candle as a housewarming gift that her friend bought from a random social media ad, she tries to be gracious in accepting it while also stifling a dry-heave due to the smell